Chrissi's whoring adventures
As promised Chrissi, here it is.
LilPeaches11: how many people have you whored with?
LJ Xtina: I lost count, I think maybe..uh I'd say more than 20
LJ Xtina: actually you better make that more than 25
LJ Xtina: lets say more than 26, I don't like odd numbers, they are negative
LilPeaches11: and why do you enjoy this so much?
LilPeaches11: ok then
LJ Xtina: I don't really think I enjoy it, I mean I do but I think it's more of a commitment kinda thing, Im not really ready to get stuck with the ball and chain yet, I'd rather explore what's out there, and have a little fun while I do it
LJ Xtina: I just see a guy, and Im like, man, I wanna screw him..and I do
LilPeaches11: i see..also known as being a whore while you still can be
LJ Xtina: exactly
LJ Xtina: I've got it, why not flaunt it
LilPeaches11: that's one way to look at it..
LilPeaches11: what is the weirdest place you've ever screwed someone?
LJ Xtina: don't get me wrong though, It's not like I'll screw anything with 2 legs..IM picky
LilPeaches11: o, ok, then what are your requirements for someone to be good enough for you to screw?
LJ Xtina: Well I'll have to admit, Im a member of the mile high club, but Im not sure if that's the wierdest though..I'd say during a concert in the quick change room. Oh my Im gettin confused with the questions ok..my requirements..well..
LJ Xtina: they have to be good looking..and know what they are doing, I dont want some freaky virgin guy with no experience. But at the same time, I'm the one that's going to be incharge of what goes down..so they have to be willing to deal with that too. and someone that has a name, just joe at a club, it has to be someone important I can brag about.
LilPeaches11: oic..like Eminem?
LJ Xtina: I've spent some quality time with him.
LilPeaches11: "quality time" yeah ook
LJ Xtina: haha yeah
LJ Xtina: I'll have to say, he's not the best in the buissness, I've had better
LilPeaches11: wow he's on the radio right now, great timing
LilPeaches11: like who?
LJ Xtina: Um well, I had this thing going on with Ryan Gosling, I'd have to say that was better because there was actually some meaning behind it.
LilPeaches11: Honey, stay away from my man..i mean whoring partner
LJ Xtina: uh ok
LilPeaches11: haha, just kidding, been there, done that, it's over
LJ Xtina: amen sista
LJ Xtina: any more questions?
LilPeaches11: how bout a list of your top ten men to screw
LJ Xtina: oh honey, this may take some time
LilPeaches11: just in case any of us women are uh..lookin
LilPeaches11: i've got time
LJ Xtina: gotacha ;-)
LJ Xtina: #10 would have to be mark Mcgrath ( I don't know how to spell it) He's good, but he's too concided
LJ Xtina: #9 Enrique, 'nough said
LJ Xtina: #8 I'd have to give to Eminem
LJ Xtina: #7 brad pitt
LilPeaches11: isn't he a bit old for you?
LJ Xtina: oh yeah, I've never screwed brad pitt, I can just tell, he belongs at #7
LilPeaches11: talked to Jennifer lately i guess?
LJ Xtina: once yeah
LilPeaches11: anyway moving on
LJ Xtina: Im gonna put justin timberlake at #8 just based on what I've heard from janet
LJ Xtina: I mean 6
LJ Xtina: not 8
LJ Xtina: haha
LilPeaches11: you can count
LJ Xtina: # 5 is robbie williams
LilPeaches11: o my
LJ Xtina: I know Im missing people
LJ Xtina: I just can't remember right now
LilPeaches11: well do your best
LJ Xtina: #4 is Danny masterson
LJ Xtina: on a hear not do basis
LJ Xtina: #3 did I say ryan yet? he can be 3
LilPeaches11: and 2 and 1?
LJ Xtina: Im gonna put jorge at 2, even though he's gay now
LilPeaches11: and TJ at # 1 (on a hear not do basis)
LJ Xtina: and my number one spot is reserved for the one and only, my wheat, noah
LJ Xtina: no
LilPeaches11: i'm just kidding
LJ Xtina: haha ok
LJ Xtina: worst ever would have to be erik from o-town
LilPeaches11: and trevor?
LilPeaches11: how was he?
LJ Xtina: he was okay
LJ Xtina: #11
LJ Xtina: maybe a 14
LJ Xtina: nick carter is also on my bad list
LilPeaches11: are you making a top 5 bad list now?
LJ Xtina: no just saying a few names
LJ Xtina: JC chasez, watch out for him, he's REALLY freaky
LJ Xtina: ..so I've heard
LJ Xtina: moving on...
LilPeaches11: heard from who?
LJ Xtina: groupies
LJ Xtina: he does bad things to groupies
LJ Xtina: both male and female
LilPeaches11: no names mentioned..i understand
LJ Xtina: :-X
LilPeaches11: yes i've heard..he went gay on me :-(
LilPeaches11: o well the hell with him
LJ Xtina: I heard YOU dumped him for RICH CRONIN!
LJ Xtina: ok moving on..
LilPeaches11: MOVING ON
LJ Xtina: heh heh
LilPeaches11: what are the do's and don'ts of screwing?
LJ Xtina: ooo
LJ Xtina: DON"T use sticky foods
LJ Xtina: Do use whipped cream
LilPeaches11: very smart
LJ Xtina: No backdoor entrance EVER
LJ Xtina: Do make sure you write there name down ( kidding)
LJ Xtina: Don't leave afterwards, that's really not cool
LJ Xtina: Do inform the screw(i) of children and wives
LJ Xtina: Don't do weird freaky things that you know are dirty and will make your partner uneasy
If everyone enjoys this, perhaps I'll have to conduct more interviews!
Later Days. Current Mood: tired